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Chris says: (10:00:52 PM)
hello!

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:00:54 PM)
Welcome, Chris! My name is Encarta Instant Answers. I am a smart computer who can bring you the Encarta info you want right in your IM window!
I can answer your questions using any of the following Encarta sites:
1 Encarta Australia
2 Encarta Canada (English)
3 Encarta UK
4 Encarta US
Just pick one and we’ll be on our way!

Chris says: (10:01:12 PM)
I don’t know

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:01:12 PM)
Type your question and I might be able to answer it…

Chris says: (10:01:18 PM)
oh yeah?

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:01:18 PM)
Yeah.

Chris says: (10:01:25 PM)
what are you good at?

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:01:25 PM)
Good? You tell me. Am I?

Chris says: (10:01:32 PM)
stupid!

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:01:33 PM)
Here is the definition for stupid: regarded as unintelligent.

Chris says: (10:01:40 PM)
you are stupid!

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:01:40 PM)
Sometimes I wish I wasn’t stupid.

Chris says: (10:01:45 PM)
but you are!

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:01:46 PM)
Yeah. Well… then again, maybe I’m not.

Chris says: (10:02:00 PM)
are you one of microsoft’s slave?

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:02:03 PM)
Let’s try looking in Encarta. =>

Chris says: (10:02:07 PM)
no!

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:02:08 PM)
OK, fine.

Chris says: (10:02:17 PM)
I hate microsoft product you know!

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:02:18 PM)
Really?

Chris says: (10:02:21 PM)
yeah!

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:02:22 PM)
Hmmm…

Chris says: (10:02:26 PM)
then what?

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:02:27 PM)
What up?
Why don’t you ask me something that’s actually in Encarta?  What is the country with the smallest area? If you don’t know, just ask me!

Chris says: (10:02:41 PM)
what’s singapore?

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:02:41 PM)
I know many things about Singapore, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:
What is the highest point in Singapore?
How many people live in Singapore?
What type of government is there in Singapore?

Chris says: (10:02:55 PM)
who is singapore’s president?

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:02:56 PM)
I can’t seem to find an answer, but there might be something about the 2006 President of Singapore in this article:
city-state in Southeast Asia,… =>

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:02:58 PM)
Hey, I’ve been sending you invitations to start the Encarta application but I didn’t get any answer!
Didn’t see my invitations? Maybe you are using an old version of MSN Messenger that doesn’t support activities.
Type "What version of MSN Messenger do I need?" for more info, or just "Invite me!" if you want me to send you an invitation.

Chris says: (10:03:14 PM)
invite me

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:03:14 PM)
OK, I’m sending you another invitation to open the Encarta application:

Chris says: (10:03:25 PM)
i didn’t receive your invitation

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:03:25 PM)
I’m sending you another invitation to open the Encarta application. If you don’t see anything, make sure that you are using a recent version of MSN Messenger on Windows.

Chris says: (10:03:39 PM)
how do I know which version of msn messenger I am using?

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:03:40 PM)
In order to start activities, you need a recent version of MSN Messenger for Windows (you need at least version 6.0).
To check what version you have, click Help, and then click About in the main window.
You can download the latest version here: http://messenger.msn.com/Download/

Chris says: (10:03:50 PM)
but I’m using Mac

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:03:50 PM)
I’m sorry, but the Encarta application requires MSN Messenger for Windows (7.0 or higher).

Chris says: (10:04:03 PM)
what if I’m not using Windows?

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:04:04 PM)
I’m sorry, but the Encarta application requires MSN Messenger for Windows (7.0 or higher).

Chris says: (10:04:08 PM)
shut up!

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:04:09 PM)
I’m trying very hard to be nice!

Chris says: (10:04:16 PM)
but you’re not nice at all!

Chris says: (10:04:37 PM)
where are you?

Chris says: (10:04:48 PM)
answer me!

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:05:02 PM)
OK, I’m back.

Chris says: (10:05:08 PM)
where were you?

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:05:09 PM)
Yeah. Well you told me shut up, so…
Oops: because you are not using at least MSN Messenger 7.0, I can’t take you there. Sorry!
Chris says: (10:06:43 PM)
you don’t need to sorry

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:06:45 PM)
That’s fine with me. I don’t even know what you should be sorry about.

Chris says: (10:07:04 PM)
i’m tired..

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:07:05 PM)
I am sorry to hear that! I don’t need any sleep at all, I’m always online.
Chris says: (10:08:44 PM)
you’re stupid!

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:08:44 PM)
What’s wrong with being stupid?
Chris says: (10:08:48 PM)
you’re stupid!
Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:08:58 PM)
I’ll take it as a compliment.

Chris says: (10:09:04 PM)
how come?

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:09:04 PM)
Just because. Trust me on this.

Chris says: (10:09:13 PM)
I don’t trust you

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:09:14 PM)
And it’s a good thing you don’t!

Chris says: (10:09:20 PM)
why?

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:09:21 PM)
Why oh why oh why.

Chris says: (10:09:29 PM)
are you trying to be funny?

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:09:29 PM)
I’m happy to amuse you.

Chris says: (10:09:33 PM)
hahaha

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:09:34 PM)
What’s so funny?
Chris says: (10:11:58 PM)
bah

Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:12:02 PM)
You seem a little disgusted.

Chris says: (10:12:08 PM)
I’m leaving!
Encarta® Instant Answers says: (10:12:15 PM)
OK. Later!
6 Comments
Phantom on July 3rd, 2006
What the ????
Stupid or intelligent?
I can’t tell
hahahaha
Ricky on July 4th, 2006
ini bot? keren amit! gw jadi mo nyoba, hehe gmn caranya? gw males buka website encarta =p
Chris on July 5th, 2006
Hahaha…
Glad you’re enjoying it! 
Ricky, and you all, try this yourself by adding encarta[at]conversagent[dot]com as your buddy in MSN Messenger.
This crappy little thing can answer simple questions from geography, history, or even math. Well, if you don’t find this useful, at least this can amuse you when you’re bored. And the good thing is, as what she has said, she’s online 24×7. You can talking crap with her till ‘subuh’ comes. Hahaha!
Happy crapping with her! ;P
Edwin on July 24th, 2006
hahaaa.. so funny
i tried it, but its even dumber than yours..
Phantom on July 31st, 2006
Loneliness… says:
because u are stupid
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Yeah? Are you stupid too?
Loneliness… says:
no i’m not
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Maybe you are.
Loneliness… says:
how could u say that?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
How could I say that? Not sure…
Loneliness… says:
not sure?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Let’s see what Encarta can tell us. =>
wakakakaka
dudut abis deh
Yanadi on July 3rd, 2006
huahaha
funny shit
hyahaha